Master the training grounds and win $1000!

It’s a very special day for star FBI recruit Ken Collateral.

Primed, poised, and ready to go!

It’s training exercise day at the agency. Normally, this would be just like every other training exercise: You run through the grounds, shooting all the targets, and finish with as good a time as you can.

Why they provided the cut-out targets with adequate toilet facilities is anybody’s guess. Probably a government regulation.

Everyone is looking to Ken to beat his already impressive time. So much so that the agency has upgraded its training grounds to make things harder on Ken, because all the other recruits were complaining that… well, Ken is just too good.

That’s why the agency have decided to test Ken’s skills to the limits — by dropping a bunch of weird crap on his head.

These run the gamut from harmless objects, such as soccer balls and beach balls (yes, we do love our beach balls here at CREY!), to rather unfairly harmful explosive devices like grenades and turret missiles.

Ken must prove that he is indeed the star of the agency, and that he can not only complete the exercise with lightning speed, but also escape without needing emergency medical treatment.

Play the game

Play the special Challenge Edition of Shoothouse here!

How do I win the $1000?

Very simple. It’s another time trial! It doesn’t matter how many lives you lose, or how many bombs you take to the face. All that matters is how quickly you reach the end goal!

The challenge will run from Monday, June 6, 2022 @ 12.00pm CEST to Monday, June 13, 2022 @ 12pm CEST.

At the stroke of 12 noon on June 13th, the five top leaderboard holders will enter a random draw to win $1000. Join the CREY Discord to watch this take place live in our #playpen channel.

What about glitches/bugs/cheats?

If you use cheats (e.g. third-party intervention), or if we just see a very suspicious-looking high score, then we’re not going to count your score. It’s our discretion whether to disqualify you or not. Them’s the breaks.

Credit where credit is due

The Challenge Edition is based on the original game by LittleLie. You can play that here.

Massive thanks to our challenge testers JonasBocek and ManEd2047, as well as the original creator LittleLie for their help making this as fun (and hopefully bug-free) as possible!

Boring rules

To participate in this challenge, you must:

a) Be 13 years or older.

b) Have read and agreed to the nearly illegible spew of word salad we call Terms & Conditions.

c) Not be employed at CREY. (Volunteer mods and helpers can still participate, though!)

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